saturday nights are my enemy

why do none of my mutuals reblog my selfies



welcome to the thrilling new series called “am i 12 or 20?”



Liam for the single cover of 'Steal My Girl'


danglingthpider:

notcrazyiswear:

I’ve put together a simple chart that explains the various ways you should and shouldn’t summon a waiter over to your table, and the service you’re likely to receive accordingly.

Because if one more middle aged, obnoxious asshole goes “hey you!” and snaps their fingers at me, I WILL snap said person’s neck.

I waitressed my way through college and one night this guy yells at me “Oi! you with the tits!” and my co-worker Matthew walked up to him and said “yes?”




1D + tumblr (insp.)

(Source: thepainfulship)




condensedbloodmilk:

trollzin:

error404s:

watch this whole thing please

jfc im laughing my ass off

watching this video was like sitting in a car accelerating to 150, slamming the breaks, spinning out of control, and barley missing a head on collision with a semi-truck.

(Source: nugs4science)



redbelle98:


This was a great moment in Twitter history.


Pasadena, CA. 13/09.

richdadliam:

1d: *hasnt dropped modest mngmnt*

me: you never love urself half as much as i love..„, and u never treat urself right darling but i want u to„….